On this page I have collected various aphorisms about beer. Serious and humorous, some belong to famous people, others are simply attributed to them. But it doesn’t matter, the main thing is that they are all about the love of beer.

With light beer the dark future is not so afraid!

“I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.” — Miguel de Cervantes

“There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.” –Stephen Morris

“Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.” –Fritz Maytag, American brewer

“Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow.” –Cicero

“Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.” – Thomas Jefferson

“There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I’ve always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap.” –Rudyard Wheatley

“He was a wise man who invented beer.” – Plato

“For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King.” –William Shakespeare

“Beer- The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” –Homer Simpson

“One pint of beer … equals 1/2 college credit in philosophy.” –Raymond Hankins

“The Church is near by the road is icy. The bar is far away but I will walk carefully.” –Proverb

“My people must drink beer.” – Frederick the Great

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”  – Henny Youngman

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk in order to spend time with his friends.” – Ernest Hemingway

“The pub knows a lot, almost as much as the churches.” – Joyce Carey

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. ” – Frank Zappa

“Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.” – Gore Vidal

Nothing warms the soul like a cold beer.

“Whiskey and beer are man’s worst enemies… Don’t be afraid of your enemies!” – Zeca Pagodinho

“What event for an English colony could be more important than the creation of the first brewery?” – The Reverend Sidney Smith

“The government will go down if it raises the price of beer. ” – Czech proverb

“Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution. ” – Queen Victoria

“I’ve always thought why no one has made a women’s perfume to smell like beer. I know that would turn me on” – Nate Sampson

“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world” – Kaiser Wilhelm

“Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long” – Carl Worner

“I work until beer o’clock” – Stephen King

“Beer that is not drunk had missed its vocation” – Meyer Breslauoverb

“Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!” – Louis Untermeyer

“He was a wise man who invented beer” – Plato

“From man’s sweat and god’s love, beer came into the world” – Saint Arnold of Metz, The patron saint of brewers

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. “

“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer” – Ancient Egyptian wisdom

“Brewing is the art of creating taste! “

“Life is too short to drink cheap beer”

“Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink” – Whitstran Brewery sign

“Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire” – David Rains Wallace

“I recommend… bread, meat, vegetables and beer” – Sophocles’ philosophy of a moderate diet

“Wine is but single broth, ale is meat, drink, and cloth” – 16th century

“Whoever serves beer watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown -Midieval plea for pure libations

“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly ” – Czech Proverb

The love of beer is embedded in us at a genetic level.

Finding “your beer” is the same as finding your second half. Those who succeed become truly happy people.